I thought you said you were a pilot. I never said pilot. I can’t ask you to do this, Sam. You got out for a good reason. Dude, Captain America needs my help. There’s no better reason to get back in.


merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny




shedresseskindaprochoice:

We’re 4 days out from the general election here in NZ and one of our biscuit companies is taking it very seriously….


nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 


nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

hauriret:

based off this text post because its adorable

look at how cute this is



"Hufflepuff’s symbol is a badger, which is fluffy, adorable, unassuming, and will rip your face off if you threaten something it cares about, which sums the House up quite neatly."

— TV Tropes (via margretarson)